alifinrox
Empath, attention whore
i was all happy cuz i thought me and my baby (the one that's not in my tummy) were gonna smoke and play zelda twilight princess. well in this one room i need to get rid of this people eating plant w another bad guy that turns into a ticking bomb when he gets stunned or hit once. sooo since ive played this game b4 i know that the bomb bug is supposed to be able to follow me, allowing me to lure it to any suspicious cracks in walls, or allow me to carry it when it's flashing so i can throw it on or drop it into one of those mean people chomping plants.
weeeeelllllll its not working out that way. i wonder if the cord that links my wii nunchuk and wiimote is fucked up because every damn time i try to go up to mr bomb bug when hes flashing, i'll do some dumbass shit like roll past him and take my sword out and slash and go hi-ya! even though the highlighted action CLEARLY says 'pick up'! and thats if i can even get the thing stunned. i try to lock on him but the lock goes away and i have to scramble to defend myself at the last second, and i'm supposed to be able to lure it closer to my target i want to bomb so i have time to get it there and the shit doesnt keep exploding in my hands. how is this user error? ok maybe it didnt help throwing my controller across the room but wtf people? either some asshole programmed the shit to not even be consistent in how it does things other than what the highlighted action says when i push the designated button (which ok i'll admit in this case is not likely since i played the shit fine last time when i first got it), or i'm the biggest idiot moron out there for not being able to get thru the FIRST FKIN TEMPLE OF THE GAME (which same, since i kicked its ass before), or people need to get over their obsessive need to replace god with technology because we make a bunch of shit that fails and is not consistent anyway. oh i'm so mad!!
eta: roc goes, you have to be smarter than the game ali, which i admit i took rather personally even if he did mean it as a joke. i said here you try it! he's still working on it. even though i'm so aggro i still think its cute that Mr. Zen is over there calmly going 'hmmm!' everytime i wouldve been screaming at the thing.
weeeeelllllll its not working out that way. i wonder if the cord that links my wii nunchuk and wiimote is fucked up because every damn time i try to go up to mr bomb bug when hes flashing, i'll do some dumbass shit like roll past him and take my sword out and slash and go hi-ya! even though the highlighted action CLEARLY says 'pick up'! and thats if i can even get the thing stunned. i try to lock on him but the lock goes away and i have to scramble to defend myself at the last second, and i'm supposed to be able to lure it closer to my target i want to bomb so i have time to get it there and the shit doesnt keep exploding in my hands. how is this user error? ok maybe it didnt help throwing my controller across the room but wtf people? either some asshole programmed the shit to not even be consistent in how it does things other than what the highlighted action says when i push the designated button (which ok i'll admit in this case is not likely since i played the shit fine last time when i first got it), or i'm the biggest idiot moron out there for not being able to get thru the FIRST FKIN TEMPLE OF THE GAME (which same, since i kicked its ass before), or people need to get over their obsessive need to replace god with technology because we make a bunch of shit that fails and is not consistent anyway. oh i'm so mad!!
eta: roc goes, you have to be smarter than the game ali, which i admit i took rather personally even if he did mean it as a joke. i said here you try it! he's still working on it. even though i'm so aggro i still think its cute that Mr. Zen is over there calmly going 'hmmm!' everytime i wouldve been screaming at the thing.