• You must be logged in to see or use the Shoutbox. Besides, if you haven't registered, you really should. It's quick and it will make your life a little better. Trust me. So just register and make yourself at home with like-minded individuals who share either your morbid curiousity or sense of gallows humor.

Scraptor

New Member
I’m an adventure seeker. Love to go kiteboarding at every opportunity I get. I love mountain biking and do it about 3x / week as part of my fun cardio combo!

I've learned a lot here already just lurking around. I look forward to exchanging ideas and discussion topics with all of you. Please excuse me in advance if I seem blunt or terse at times, or make spelling mistakes.
 
As long as you stay off the couch, you might make it. No promises on the spelling thing, tho.:p
 
Blunt is good.

Terse is okay, as long as you are willing to expand upon request.

Thoes speling misteaks aer giong to be a porblem, thoguh. Or you could just say you haven't run all the mistakes out of your keyboard yet. (That's my excuse.)

--Al
 
Hey.

I try not to do anything cardio.
I dont want to waste a single heart beat doing something that makes me sweat.

I was going to sign up for a half marathon. But when i found out i couldn't bring my horse, i said fuck that.

How old are you? Married/single? Kids? Pets? Hobbies, crafts, do you build things?
 
Welcome! Have a cookie. I had quite the stockpile, thinking we'd be without power and living out of the pantry after Irmageddon, but we fared OK. :shame:
 
Welcome Scrapton!Even though you have failed to show me proper respect AND haven't paid your dues! It's ok; everybody here has been disrespectful and MEEEAN to me just because I raised taxes... I need lots of money for SHOES!

Beware of EVERYBODY here. Morbid is a dope fiend...he LUVS to sniff bleach and swill MAD Dog 20/20. Do NAWT go into his "apartment", it's being investigated by the Homeland Security due to the fatal fungus in his dirty hovel. Just walking past it will give you an STD!

Morbid's shitcanned by the moderators for shoving subrosa into the reflecting pool by the cop shop. Subrosa has signed him up for gender reassignment...if you see a hairy hominid wearing a prom dress and making grunting noises, it's Morbid.

You may refer to me as "Your Awesomeness"

Would you like a chihuahua? How 'bout a poodle puppy? Or one of my homicidal cats?

I shall make you one of my man hoes. I get all the money...and you will live in a big dog house with all my other man hoes.

Now go find me some "arthritis medicine"...GOOD BOY!
 
Welcome Scrapton!Even though you have failed to show me proper respect AND haven't paid your dues! It's ok; everybody here has been disrespectful and MEEEAN to me just because I raised taxes... I need lots of money for SHOES!

Beware of EVERYBODY here. Morbid is a dope fiend...he LUVS to sniff bleach and swill MAD Dog 20/20. Do NAWT go into his "apartment", it's being investigated by the Homeland Security due to the fatal fungus in his dirty hovel. Just walking past it will give you an STD!

Morbid's shitcanned by the moderators for shoving subrosa into the reflecting pool by the cop shop. Subrosa has signed him up for gender reassignment...if you see a hairy hominid wearing a prom dress and making grunting noises, it's Morbid.

You may refer to me as "Your Awesomeness"

Would you like a chihuahua? How 'bout a poodle puppy? Or one of my homicidal cats?

I shall make you one of my man hoes. I get all the money...and you will live in a big dog house with all my other man hoes.

Now go find me some "arthritis medicine"...GOOD BOY!

Noted!
 
Welcome Scraptor. Help yourself to a Demonite Cookie as well as a free piece of advice.

Don't sit on the couch.

th
 
Well you can sit on it, but don't get crumbs all over the place and clean up any bodily fluids you leave behind. WITH solvents, please.
 
Back
Top